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Accuse your partner of doing one thing below while you could see them (but they couldn’t see you) and see if they can think of a good reason for doing so.
| Useful language for the accuser I was passing by and…/ from the other side of the road/ from a bus I saw that you were… Why (on earth) were you doing that (in that place/ at that time/ in that way)? That doesn’t seem like a good enough reason to me |
- making an “angry gesture” (= a rude gesture, e.g. middle finger or V sign)
- cutting down a clump of trees in a park
- rubbing at a dark patch on your boss’s jacket
- driving with your head through the sunroof
- parking at a taxi rank/ on a slip road
- walking round a deserted supermarket car park
- swerving around on an empty road
- overtaking a police car at 100 mph
- speeding off from a crash you caused
- flashing every car that passed you
- chasing a rabbit around a park
- wearing a Puffa jacket/ a woolly jumper on the beach in August
- scowling at someone on the bus in an intimidating manner
- using a camping stove in a train carriage
- grabbing an old lady’s handbag
- knocking someone off their bike
- glaring at someone on another table in the pub
- installing a surveillance camera in the women’s WC
- blindfolding your husband/ wife
- being reprimanded by your boss
- wearing your boss’s specs
- hiding the zapper under a sofa cushion
- giving a ciggie to a 12 year old child
- sitting just 30 cms from the telly
- picking a sarnie off the floor and brushing it off
- putting a weird doodah/ thingummyjig into your mouth/ ear
- buying drinks for a sozzled teenager
- answering the call of nature by the side of a road
- whistling a joyful ditty during a business meeting
- stamping out a cigarette on the lift floor
- sharing out a whole bag of 100 dollar bills
- winking at your teacher
- sniffing someone else’s armpit
- peeking through a keyhole
- looking at a block of flats through binoculars/ a telescope
- putting something prickly/ sharp on your boss’s chair
- stroking a colleague’s hair
- throwing up outside the school
- looking at some “adult entertainment”
- talking to a streetwalker
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