Top April Fools Day hoaxes headlines vocabulary speaking

Cutting Edge Advanced Module 10

Group A

Below are some of the top 100 hoaxes on TV, in newspapers and on the internet. What do you think the stories were?

The Swiss Spaghetti Harvest

Instant Color TV

Alabama Changes Value of Pi

The Left-Handed Whopper

Body of Nessie Found

Metric Time

The Case of the Interfering Brassieres

The Sydney Iceberg

The 26-Day Marathon

Drunk Driving on the Internet

Big Ben Goes Digital

Dogs to be painted white

Guinness Mean Time

Smellovision

FatSox

Corporate Tattoos

Ask your teacher about one that you think you have guessed but aren’t sure about.

Write a one-sentence summary of at least six of the stories above, using your original guesses if you still don’t know the real stories.

Read the headlines and summaries to another group and see if they can guess how much you made up.

Group B

Below are some of the top 100 hoaxes on TV, in newspapers and on the internet, plus some from 2010. What do you think the stories were?

M3 Zebra Crossing

World War II Bomber Found on Moon

Weeping Lenin

Diamond-Encrusted Grenades

Viagra for Hamsters

Ferrets Used to Lay Broadband Cables

Translate for Animals Android App Released

Alien Abduction Insurance Offered

Google to Digitise World’s People

Coldplay to Record in Zero Gravity

Youtube Launch Text-Only Mode

Mobile Phones Attacked by Butterflies

World’s First Flavoured Newspaper

Waterloo and City Line to be Pedestrianised

Prescription Windscreens Launched

Ask your teacher about one that you think you have guessed but aren’t sure about.

Write a one-sentence summary of at least six of the stories above, using your original guesses if you still don’t know the real stories.

Read the headlines and summaries to another group and see if they can guess how much you made up.

Choose at least six of the common headline words from below and write a headline and a oneline summary of the (imaginary) story for each one.

  • Alert
  • Appear
  • Back
  • Battle
  • Besiege
  • Case
  • Charge
  • Crackdown
  • Curb
  • Cut
  • Demand
  • Deny
  • Doubt
  • Dozens
  • Duo
  • Enquiry
  • Envoy
  • Eye
  • Fight
  • Hearing
  • Hike
  • Hike
  • Imminent
  • Ink
  • Lull
  • Offer
  • Pen
  • Probe
  • Protest
  • Reject
  • Remain
  • Reveal
  • Risk
  • Rumour
  • Safeguard
  • Seek
  • Sentence
  • Spared
  • Stand trial
  • Stun
  • Target
  • Threat
  • Unrest

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