Mario Rinvolucri Handed Over to English UK

Photos have just emerged of the English UK Special Forces taking away a handcuffed Mario Rinvolucri from his secret lair under Pilgrims school in Canterbury. Rumours are that the management of the school have known for years that he was hiding somewhere under the floorboards but finally gave in to pressure from English UK to hand him over. Now that Mario is on his way to The Hague for his trial for Crimes against Sensible Teaching, official talks to finally get Pilgrims school British Council accredited seem certain to start in a matter of days.

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5 Responses to Mario Rinvolucri Handed Over to English UK

  1. Darren's avatar Darren says:

    I knew it! You ARE Sandy McManus after all…..

  2. Alex Case's avatar Alex Case says:

    Exactly what I was thinking as I was writing it!

  3. CP's avatar CP says:

    There are a lot of people who poke fun at Super Mario. I think English Droid refer to him as Mario Rivonludicrous..

  4. Alex Case's avatar Alex Case says:

    Are you gentlemen trying to suggest that I am unoriginal in some way? Next you’ll be suggesting that I didn’t invent the idea of using board games to prompt conversation…

  5. Sandy Mac's avatar Sandy Mac says:

    It’s true! Alex Case is Sandy McManus, and Sandy McManus is … Mario Rinvolucrative!!

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